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hatchet_koolaid is saying to the world: "FireMe!" - chance of being fired (0%)

hatchet_koolaid:
"RT @TheOfficialTed: Sex No thanks. My life fucks me everyday." - Mar 04 (06:45 AM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"Tried jellyfish for the first time today, and it was pretty fucking fresh #spicy #dimsum #chickenfeet http://t.co/d68M0nDNbd" - Feb 24 (03:31 AM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"Aw shit saturday, beer fest day. Off the chain." - Feb 24 (03:28 AM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"But Seriously, fuck Valentines Day http://t.co/3LFSjzr5" - Feb 14 (08:34 PM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"Hell yeah S/o to @KuttCalhoun #WHOOPWHOOP" - Jan 31 (04:56 AM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"Fucking Forty Niners baby #superbowl #nfcchamps" - Jan 20 (11:04 PM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"RT @Chubby3Fingers: If she has Down syndrome, does her pussy drool too" - Jan 03 (10:30 AM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"Merry fucking axmas homies http://t.co/vSQ4gJDC" - Dec 25 (08:15 PM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"@LilBreezy313 Hell yeah i want one." - Dec 23 (12:22 AM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"RT @UberFacts: Mozart composed a song titled "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schon sauber." Which means "Lick my ass right, well and clean."" - Dec 23 (12:21 AM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"@LizZzyFoxXx that movie is the shit" - Dec 17 (06:30 AM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"Wow Manny just got nocked the fuck out, and he was winning too" - Dec 09 (06:07 AM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"I so sick and tired of being lied to. Promise the world, and then u cant deliver on shit #FUCKYOU" - Nov 30 (02:54 PM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"Picked up some shit called five gs. taste good too. http://t.co/1as18Ouu" - Nov 26 (05:23 PM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"Broke my glasses, got a cold, shit seems to always come in threes. So whats next" - Nov 15 (02:31 PM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"Wore this to work and Scared the shit out of the kids i work with. http://t.co/BTksvw6N" - Nov 01 (06:02 AM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"Fuck my job sucks. Talk about under use of talent. Chef doing a cooks job =" - Aug 23 (11:45 PM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"RT @Skrillex: not fuckin around Kill The Noise http://t.co/WCSq8Lir" - Aug 21 (12:15 AM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"RT @johntheBasterd: Women love talking about mutilating penises, but I threaten to fill someones cunt with cement, and Im suddenly "In ..." - Aug 20 (07:19 PM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"On the way to #Knotfest its gona be the shit cant fucking wait" - Aug 17 (06:35 PM)
hatchet_koolaid:
"@icp You guys worked hard and it shows #MDP is dope, fuckin fresh thank you #proudjuggalo" - Aug 16 (08:03 AM)